[ 01 ] / A LITTLE ABOUT ME

Oh yeah, what about me?

The less formal version. This is a personal website, after all.

THE LONG VERSION / IN MY OWN WORDS

Alright, this is a fun one. What's there to know? Well, if you couldn't tell, i'm a closeted nerd - hence the website i wanted to code* myself. I have a job; so this gives me the privilege of really phoning it in while writing these sections. If i wanted it to be professional i would've kept the ai slop "about me" it vibe-wrote surprisingly accurate about me.

Ok what else. I find myself thinking to myself, what goes on the about me tab on a website i'm not publicly advertising or promoting and only giving to my friends who would know more about me or write a better about me than I could probably spitball.

So the motivation, that's a good one, why ai slop a website. Welp, it was always a medium low priority on the mental to-do list. Kira has one.. I want one about me. So now more than ever when it is the lowest it's been on the to do list (you know cus i'm employed) why now? because I can - and it's easier than ever. why not scratch the itch and get it down and published and whatnots. I have more content, in the way I'd like it (not some un-understandable bad weird HTML CSS baked in crap) from my 20 prompts than I've ever had when working on a website combined. Ai is powerful and it's here to stay. Otherwise, I wanted my launching platform for the lab. I'm semi serious about building cool apps or tools or whatnots, making them all about me, and hosting them out of the lab. That would really scratch the itch. And I wouldn't slop them.. very much, I don't think ai has the gumption to poorly code what I feel like building.

Moving along, uhh, lets list things I'm into until the me in about me is long enough - I have no idea if it's too long already, i'm doing this in note pad. I'm into people, and vibing with them - that's an easy one. I like coffee, omg the work coffee is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I like the Costco chocolate cake, for no reason at all it is the yummiest moistest thing in the world. I like my family, not just love them i like them too - they're big chillers. I like Games, and all sorts of them. If my social schedule dies down i'm like 8.5/10 excited to play the new black flag reboot. But I also like this surge of party friend slop games, I actually like them and it gets my buddies scattered across Canada (sort of) all together in a (virtual) room wayyy more than if we didn't have them. And they're not competitive games where we have to talk about the game. I can just ask kole "hey, do you ever think about me like that" and see if swings. I like Game of thrones. I like piano, I used to be very good - now i'm shit cus i don't really own one. I like my office coffee. oo I really liked my Europe trip - I acutally might make a gallery here just to commiserate it - oh crap, that might be hard to store the photos, I'm hosting this on a cocktail of free cloud instances, I may need to come up with a more elegant solution to serving photos - hold that thought. Lastly, i like me; all the cool shit about me isn't possible without me, I like Zoltmas and the annual ZoltanBiro 7x7 - I like my job and my hobbies and I like doing this. You call it ego, I call it healthy. ok this seems long enough, I'll hand it in.

When I'm not at a keyboard, I'm usually out with a camera, dr